Southern Republican Girl

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile…

As one of Thad’s friends I can 100% confirm this to be true.

birdhouseiys:

southernrepublicangirl:

We were talking about communications and media in French today, and my teacher told us that the only unbiased news source on television is Jon Stewart.

I don’t even understand how someone could be as stupid as to believe that. 

Yikes! I had to listen to my sociology teacher blather on about what an absolute GENIUS Karl Marx was…

Teachers suck. Especially when they have bad political sense.

We were talking about communications and media in French today, and my teacher told us that the only unbiased news source on television is Jon Stewart.

I don’t even understand how someone could be as stupid as to believe that. 

Democrats In Florida
Democrats: We hate Rick Scott!!!!!
Democrats: Therefore, we're gonna have the former Republican Governor Charlie Crist run, even though we hated his guts just as much as Scott's.
So let me get this straight…

conservativewoman:

Beyonce performs at the VMAs, and spends most of her performance writhing around sexually. Through her lyrics, she tells women who dislike or disagree with her to “bow down, bitches” all in front of giant flashing lights that read “FEMINIST.” And feminists champion her and feel like she is empowering and liberating women and our sexuality.

But then Sofia Vergara willingly participates (and probably gets compensated) to participate in a comedy bit during the Emmys during the boring Emmys executive segment by standing on a pedestal for everyone to jokingly focus on her and her beauty rather than the dull exec no one cares about. And the feminists RAGE, saying that it’s sexist to objectify such a talented woman?

I’m sorry, feminists. You’re gonna have to help me out. Which part of the hypocrisy am I supposed to overlook here?

communismkills:

policygal:

nothing-of-substance:

starlingsongs:

postwhitesociety:

Fuck no

ALL  CITIZENS  MUST  REGISTER  BIOMETRICS  WITH  THE  NUTRITIONAL  AUTHORITY  UNDER  PENALTY  OF  RATION  FORFEITURE.

And this is at George Mason U, crazy. They have such a good econ/law department.

We are all doomed.

THIS IS MY SCHOOL.

communismkills:

policygal:

nothing-of-substance:

starlingsongs:

postwhitesociety:

Fuck no

ALL  CITIZENS  MUST  REGISTER  BIOMETRICS  WITH  THE  NUTRITIONAL  AUTHORITY  UNDER  PENALTY  OF  RATION  FORFEITURE.

And this is at George Mason U, crazy. They have such a good econ/law department.

We are all doomed.

THIS IS MY SCHOOL.

I’m not a Republican because I grew up rich. I’m a republican because I didn’t want to spend the rest of my life poor, waiting for the government to rescue me.
Mike Huckabee (via classysassyrepublican)

lee-enfeel:

"I believe in freedom, but only certain kinds of freedom that I specifically agree with" a collaborative autobiography by conservatives and liberals.

nancydrewgamesofficial:

Nancy Drew: Labyrinth of Lies official box art.
Pre-orders begin September 9, 2014 at herinteractive.com.
Available everywhere October 14, 2014

I am so excited!

nancydrewgamesofficial:

Nancy Drew: Labyrinth of Lies official box art.

Pre-orders begin September 9, 2014 at herinteractive.com.

Available everywhere October 14, 2014

I am so excited!