Southern Republican Girl

Don’t you love it when a guy tries to sweet talk you into going out with him, and the moment you say no he turns around and asks out your best friend?

Because myloveisaplague and I do.

dudeistlibertarian:

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

This is how prehistoric sharks are found. 

dudeistlibertarian:

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

This is how prehistoric sharks are found. 

the-barricades-shall-rise:

poorrichardsnews:

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Remember the headline from this Guardian article from 2009?

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The article even came with its very own predictive graph to scare people:

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Yeah, well, turns out that this prediction was just wrong. In fact, virtually every prediction made by alarmists over…

"But the Right doesn’t have any science to back up their claims against global warming!"

hefftatious

turningpoint2:

{JiLL}
Wake up early. Drink coffee. Work hard. Be ambitious. Keep your priorities straight, your mind right and your head up. Do well, live well and dress really well. Do what you love, love what you do. It is time to start living.
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joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

(I want to) go on a date with (you) You look a lot like an ex-girlfriend of mine, which is a compliment I promise.
Anonymous

I’d say let’s do it, but I don’t know who you are! 

Thanks for the “compliment” though!

texasenchantment:

me: i hate boys, they ruin my life, i’m wearing off them forever

*cute boy texts me*

me: well…there’s been a change of plans…